Photo 31 Aug 245,204 notes walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

Photo 31 Aug 78,168 notes l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

l-shadows-fades:

coolemcha:

They’re poisoning them early

Her face is the overall emotion that everyone should be experiencing right now

(Source: birf)

Text 31 Aug 34,482 notes

soselfimportant:

one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy

Photo 31 Aug 9,027 notes thedisorderly:

marshrnallow:

so tyler posey is at my school and i walked by him and he pointed at my shirt and just goes “HEY! I WAS THERE” and I asked him what date and he said ventura which is the date I went to and basically he was just really friendly and nice!!!

#tyler posey doesn’t wait for fans to approach him   #tyler posey is a fan of his fans   #what a dude   

thedisorderly:

marshrnallow:

so tyler posey is at my school and i walked by him and he pointed at my shirt and just goes “HEY! I WAS THERE” and I asked him what date and he said ventura which is the date I went to and basically he was just really friendly and nice!!!

#tyler posey doesn’t wait for fans to approach him   #tyler posey is a fan of his fans   #what a dude   

Text 31 Aug 37,679 notes

joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

corporalcrazy:

okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"
"KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain 

Text 31 Aug 26,033 notes

theairbitesshrewdly:

i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!

Photo 31 Aug 34,268 notes naked-mahariel:

i want this on a t-shirt

naked-mahariel:

i want this on a t-shirt

(Source: spacehamsters)

Text 31 Aug 208,489 notes

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

via Allons-y!.
Text 31 Aug 143,316 notes

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

Video 31 Aug 166,972 notes
Text 31 Aug 617,007 notes

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)

via Seriously.
Photo 31 Aug 482 notes excitedsammy:

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

excitedsammy:

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
Video 31 Aug 17,133 notes

Dean’s text posts: part I

(Source: achkles)

Video 31 Aug 354,812 notes

localpilots:

phiphiohara:

themelmoshow:

lacigreen:

dama3:

baelor:

Trans Woman Dares Bible-Quoting Councilman to Stone Her to Death

that’s fucking hardcore

!!!!

This will never be overshared

Amazing!

im a Christian and this is the best thing i’ve seen in awhile

Text 31 Aug 25,645 notes

fraprucan:

"Gay. Bi. Straight, Asexual. Long ago, the sexualities lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Heteros attacked. Only the Pansexuals, master of all sexualities, could stop them.”


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